ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Randomize