So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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