It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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