Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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