just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
