She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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