Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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