You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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