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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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