You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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