He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
