you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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