This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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