His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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