Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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