Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
its liver damage thursday
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