Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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