she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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