fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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