Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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