Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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