that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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