Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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