Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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