I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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