Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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