im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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