where am i from again
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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