I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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