but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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