There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
