Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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