THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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