THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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