I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
it's like heaven, but drunker
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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