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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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