no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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