SEEEEXXX PLEASE
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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