Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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