Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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