If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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