: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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