just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize