But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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