I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
He? As in you personified your dick?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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