I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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