Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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