You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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