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say what?
wanna hang out?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
