I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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