You smell like stripper and shame
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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