We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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