All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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