If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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