Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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