I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
there is puke in my bra ... again
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