im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
God I need to hump something, right now.
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