She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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