evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
farters have to be the big spoon...
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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