Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
